Haters: You are SO Boring
It’s so pointless to even talk about, but what’s with the people who actually take the time to write inane negative comments on amateur YouTube videos? I understand: you’re 13, you’re trying to be witty, and you forget that there’s some human on the other end. And you come up with just the right clever little thing to say, some zinger like “OMG? I want to kill you noob,” or perhaps “I hate you,” some really eloquent expression of your criticism, and you can’t resist. Congratulations: you’ve just become extremely boring.
I had seen this list of the top 12 “Still Alive” covers on Joystiq, but I wasn’t aware of the little comments scuffle going on over CupcakeAndTea’s contribution until someone pointed it out to me. And, just, sigh. Really? This is a good use of your time, to make someone you’ve never met feel bad just because they made an amateur fan video about something they really like? Where’s your thing that you made and put online for everyone to see, you chicken-shit cockhole?
My hope is that the rise of amateur content and all these channels dedicated to circulating it is creating a race of super humans who have extra thick skin. At least it’s a fluid enough medium that you can find your people as easily as you can find the haters – you can see Cupcake’s community/fans coming to her defense in the YouTube comments, and hopefully she takes enough pleasure from that to offset bad stuff. It takes a lot of guts to put yourself out there. Believe me, I know, I spent nine years in a day job because I was afraid to do it. So it drives me nuts to see people lobbing bullshit negativity into the crowd – if you don’t like it, don’t watch it. And if you don’t have a piece of yourself to contribute, keep quiet. The rest of us are working here.
Coffee Do Not Fail Me
Speaking of empty promises, don’t know if recording is going to happen again today – the kid is home sick, and it’s a little noisy and pukey around here. But we shall see…
New Song – Fake Bossanova!
[UPDATE: A good start I think, or at least I don’t hate it yet. Guitar and bass today – I’ll have to spruce up what’s basically scratch drums at the moment, plus carefully and tastefully arrange this thing into completion. And vocals of course. More tomorrow if all goes well. If you missed the festivities today, you can catch up by watching clips of it here.]
It’s weird to have to think about my hair before I start recording, but that’s the way it is now I guess. I hope to start a new song in a couple of minutes that will involve a borrowed nylon string guitar, and a lot of bad bossanova guitar playing. If the Ustream window’s still above this post, you can watch now because this bidness is live suckahs!
Is This Really a Good Idea?
The headline for this story in the NY Times: “Monkey’s Thoughts Propel Robot.” Thanks science.
Which reminds me, who smeared poo on the one-way mirror in my secret monkey/robot laboratory?
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