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A young buck of a deer, disillusioned with the world, perceives the grass as greener over on the other side of a four lane highway. In his search for answers and direction in his life the deer joins a militant squirrel cult who prepares the deer to make the ultimate sacrifice against the metal demons who prevent access to the emerald promised land. On a dark and foggy night the young buck steels his will and takes a final glorious leap of faith and gore and twisted metal. From that night on, all those who pass along the highway do so with an added sense of anxiety and fear.
* based on real events
Maybe you could use your Hodgeman connection to get a gig at the new New York Apple store. A Laptop Like You would be a big hit.
I would pay something like a bajizillion dollars and a firstborn child for a stuffed half-pony half-monkey monster.
There are so many good lines that could be put on stuff. Just from Skullcrusher mountain:
– Some depiction of Scarface with the quote "Even my henchmen think I’m crazy"
Oh, and another ++ for the First of May towel. It could have a big print of Robin Redbreast with the "Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto" lyric. That one is explicit but obscure.
