Get Whiney and Bitch About Stuff!

[hasselhofford]

I fully agree with you there. PA is more backward than a car stuck in reverse. There’s no room service breakfast, and no stewards to bring my fruity drinks whenever I demand!  Once I figure out how to turn my region into a Katamari-like mass, I’ll roll everyone up into it, and move it somewhere in the Caribbean. “JoCo Island Crazy”!

[Heartpierced]

I haven’t been able to ride my motorcycle for almost 2 months.

People don’t talk to me on twitter.

My TV is too small.

My bills are too big.

I miss my grandson.

[elliomeg]

I have things I don’t want and want things I don’t have. 

I spend too much time with some people/on some things and don’t have enough time for other people/things.

I am not instantly expert at everything I try and when I am good at things instantly, I discount those things because they are too easy.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.

[St_Trousers]

Erm, I am fairly happy with my lot. Bugger.

[jackdaniels]

@St_Trousers You could always complain that you don’t have anything to complain about.

[mrgoldenbrown]

I’m with you @Simalot!  Down with accepted-but-not-the-same-as-I-would-do-it spellings!

[MJPM]

WHERE ARE ALL OF MY KING HATS AND VALUE PAPERS?!!

[Angelastic]

There is too much good stuff in the world and there isn’t time and space to do it all!
Also there is bad stuff and there isn’t time to fix it or even whine about it!
I need to pee but that would mean getting off my butt and walking a few metres!

And now for some solutions to all your problems:

Whiney is approximately 2.718281828459 times as whiny as whiny.

Also, I thought the accepted solution to the Pennsylvania problem was flooding it and putting in a lake. There’s a song about it and everything. I think it’s ‘Lake Pennsylvania’ by Cab City Combo. You could save all the sea monkeys from everywhere around, and put them on a cruise ship on the lake.

[Saint Toad]

Wow, Pennsylvania has it’s problems, sure, but compare it to our neighbors like Ohio, Maryland, and West Virginia and we’re not doing so bad.  What’s that, you ask? Delaware? Those counties were ours once, and they will be again. 

[edit] I’m not saying PA’s the greatest state in the union or anything; I’m not insane.

[kate]

@MJPM You are welcome to use the GO AWAY HOLE.

[mtgordon]

Pennsylvania has a bad history with artificial lakes.

[Thalandor46]

IT’S MONDAY! >:(

[Grimoire]

I am disappointed that booking won’t start on the first of May.  If it did, we could change the lyrics of First of May from “outdoor fucking” to “cruise-ship booking”.

[melagee]

I am so happy with all of the Paul F. Tompkins quotes here.

wait, it’s the complainy thread.

I wish I were watching Paul F. Tompkins comedy RIGHT NOW.  *GRUMP*

[Angelastic]

I’m sad that we can’t post videos of Paul F. Tompkins on the internet, so other people won’t understand the quotes, and we’ll eventually forget where they came from or exactly how they went, and it will be like he was never there.

Dead to us!

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