Reply To: Dining question
As long as everyone knows the fez code, we’re fine.
A fez on the table means that you’re welcome to join me. Once all the seats are taken, the fez goes under the seat.
If the tassel is on the left side, it means I’m attracted to women. If the tassel is on the right, I’m still attracted to women–sexual orientation is innate, not sartorial. And if the tassel is straight up, that means I’m really, really attracted to a woman right now.