Q1: Is it something that can be measured?
A: Not in a “hard science” sort of way
Q2: Is it an inanimate object?
A: Yes.
ETA: Inanimate: yes, Object: not in a traditional sense.
Q3: Can we stop doing super-hard concept ones? >.<
A: No
Q4: Is it in my favorite songs list?
A: No
Q5: Is it mentioned in the chorus of the song?
A: No
Q6 (really 5): Can it be experienced by, uh, "non-sapient" animals (I mean, non-humans that aren't marine life in JoCo songs like giant squids and seahorses)?
A: No