Reply To: Murder Mystery Night (not RCI)
Here’s a teaser for the murder mystery:
Ahoy mateys!
Welcome to the First Annual Third Annual JoCo Cruise Crazy Murder Mystery.
You’ve been invited to a reception for Sea Monkeys after the main dinner is over (Fez optional) and hopeful that you might catch a glimpse of one of your favorite Famous People™. You’ve gathered at the Jade Café for food and drinks and fun.
Outright theft!
Writers for the TV show “Glee” are masquerading as Sea Monkeys. One person has already stolen the arrangement for “Baby Got Back”, and is looking for more music to use on their show without giving proper credit. There is another writer or two, who are rumored to potentially have a different agenda, one of collaboration perhaps?
Free agency
Representatives of JoCo are also on the down-low around the gathering. There’s rumor to be dissent in the JoCo camp whether ever collaborating with Glee is going to be beneficial.
Ukulele missing
One of the Sea Monkeys who was planning on playing in the Ukulele Melee has had their Ukulele go missing. Rumor has it that it was signed by Tiny Tim, Zooey Deschanel, Fozzy the Bear and Ingrid Michaelson. Several people were looking to buy the Ukulele for over ten thousand dollars in the silent auction tonight.
Silent Auction
Several notable items are up for auction: the famous Ukulele, an opportunity to perform with JoCo, a haunted “creepy doll”, Wil Wheaton’s soul, among others.
Bright new star
Up-and-coming musicians who are hoping to make it like JoCo are also in attendance, hoping to find contacts and opportunity.
Allstar Snork
There are snorks present as well, whether by fair means or foul. They’ve seen how much fun the Sea Monkeys are having and are jealous. But maybe once they’re here, they’ll fit right in!
Twitarrrr
While the main Twitarrr server seems to be not working in this part of the cruise ship, your Cruise Director will make sure your short messages reach the correct party.