Reply To: The infamous “Foreign Floor Candy” at Union Chapel
They’re like some kind of machine that turns random thrown objects into jokes, except the machine has malfunctioned so it spews out free jokes all over the place even when nobody has thrown anything in, and nobody is quite sure what it makes them out of but if we could figure out how it worked we could cleanly power a city three bajillion times the size of Monstropolis. (I guess recycling jokes has something to do with it.)