Reply To: Where have they all gone? Topic for NEW SONG
Perhaps the sea lions were frightened away by the recent cell phone emissions law passed in San Francisco. All cell phones must be labeled now with how much electro-magnetic radiation they produce.
Perhaps it is the effect of "global warming". Since it has been getting cooler on average for the last 10 years, maybe the sea lions decided to go someplace warmer!
Or, maybe they just got a good look at Nancy Pelosi !
Surely, Hodgman could give us a perfectly factual-sounding explanation.
Let's ask him!