Reply To: Tis the season to explode the atmosphere
Welcome to my secret workshop here at the North Pole
I hope that you’ve enjoyed your stay so far
I see you’ve met my assistant Rudolph
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he’s harmless enough
He’s a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me
Ho, ho, I’m so into you
But I’m way too nice for you
Even my elves think I’m too jolly
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little less frightened on my knee
You’d see the voices that control me from inside my sled
Say I shouldn’t coal you yet
I made this half-snowman, half-reindeer monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like snowmen, you like reindeer
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many snowmen
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a reindeer making a gift for you?
Ho, ho, I’m so into you
But I’m way too nice for you
Even my elves think I’m too jolly
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little less frightened on my knee
You’d see the voices that control me from inside my sled
Say I shouldn’t coal you yet
Picture the two of us alone inside my reindeer-powered sleigh
While down below the clouds my yuletide squad enforces Christmas cheer
And all the brats who lead their bratty lives may find it quite bituminous
Well it won’t mean half as much to me if I don’t have you here
You know it isn’t easy living way up here at the North Pole.
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I’ve been patient, I’ve been gracious
And this workshop’s surrounded by bears
Hear them growling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have a glass of milk and think about me and you
Ho, ho, I’m so into you
But I’m way too nice for you
Even my elves all think I’m too jolly
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little less frightened on my knee
You’d see the voices that control me from inside my sled
Say I shouldn’t coal you yet
I shouldn’t coal you yet
I shouldn’t coal you yet