Reply To: Milking the monkey, spanking the cow
Okay I have to post this stuff because it woke me up at 4am and wouldn’t let me sleep till I wrote it down.
My brain was running all night switching Monkeys and Zombies so here’s a change to
Spank the Zombie/ Kill the Monkey by shooting it in the head
Code Zombie
Code Zombie get up get brainnsss
Code Zombie go to job
Code Zombie have boring meeting
With boring manager Bob
Bob say Code Zombie seem to moan a lot
And his outfit stink
He look not “functional” or “elegant”
What do Code Zombie think?
Code Zombie think All me want to do is eat your brains!
Code Zombie not say it out loud
Code Zombie eat brains now, not proud
Code Zombie like brains
Code Zombie like Braaaaaaiinnsssss
Code Zombie used to be a man
With big warm living beating heart:
Code Zombie want you
Code Zombie hang around at front desk
Tell you sweater look nice
Code Zombie offer eat your brains
but he not eat your eyes
You say no thank you on the eating thing
cause you not want to die
then you run and lock the door
then you start to cry
Code Zombie have long walk back to cubicle cause his legs not work so well
Code Zombie not feeling much pain
Code Zombie just thinking of brain
Code Zombie like brains
Code Zombie like braaaaaaaaaiinnsss
Code Zombie used to be a man
With big warm living beating heart:
Code Zombie want you
Code Zombie want you a lot
Code Zombie give every reason
for you give him brains
Code Zombie just keep on waiting
See your soft pretty braaaiiinnnsss
Much rather wake up, eat a yummy brain
Eat flesh, take nap
This office filling in creative way
cause me set a trap
Code Zombie know someday he eat everything even pretty girl like you
Code Zombie just waiting for now
Code Zombie say someday, somehow
Code Zombie like brains
Code Zombie like braaaaaaaiinnsss
Code Zombie used to be a man
With big warm living beating heart:
Code Zombie want you