Reply To: Milking the monkey, spanking the cow
“Two girls” reminds of the following joke:
A Litvak staying at a London hotel calls the operator and asks, with his thick Yiddish accent, to be connected to the number 266419. Several minutes later, he hears a knock on his door; he opens the door to find two attractive young women. “Who are you?” he asks. “You asked for two shiksas for one night,” they replied.