How dumb do you have to be to screw the Governor’s 17-year-old daughter without like 18 condoms on?
Catholic-level.
(I’m sorry. I had to. Nothing against Catholics, just the whole no-condom thing. It’s a joke for Chist’s sa- uhm, crying out loud!)
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