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paulrpotts
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Here is my revised tab: you’ll have to put it into a monospaced font, of course. There may still be some errors. I think the Em6 (no 5) is probably not the right name for that chord in this context, but I admit that could be wrong.

Fixed some of the lyrics to correspond to what is in the recording, or at least what I hear…

Chords:
G			320003
C			x32010
D			xx0232
C/G			3x2013
B7			x21202
Em			022000
D7			xx0212
A7			x02020
Am			x02210
Em6(no5)                x42020
Dsus4                   xx0233

Note: there are occasional series of passing chords not yet notated.


INTRO:

G C A7 D
G G (hammer) C/G G


VERSES 1/2:

G           C      A7      D
  Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for
G       C           A7        D
  Seven bucks and a bottle of booze
G          C            A7        D
  Went out drinking and came home sober and
G          G (hammer) C/G   G
  Told his friends the good news

G      C             A7     D
  Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but
G        C              A7       D
  No one else could and everyone tried
G         C                 A7         D
  All her friends said that she’d gone crazy she
G          G (hammer) C/G   C       G
  Joined a convent and        died

  
CHORUS 1:

B7         Em     B7      Em
   I’m the Indian,   I am Bernadette
D7         G          D7         G
   I’m the sucker who    doesn’t know it yet
B7        Em          B7       Em     (N.C.)
   I just signed it I never reviewed
(N.C.)  A7                       Am
All the fine print you wrote out
D7                  [intro figure: G C A7 D G G (hammer) C/G G]
   Now I guess I’m screwed


VERSES 3/4:

G     C         A7          D
  Indiana Jones    liked to travel he
G          C           A7            D
  Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
G       C        A7          D
  Did a favor, threw him the idol but
G       G (hammer) C/G   G
  Never got back his       whip

G      C            A7   D
  Boba Fett was a bounty hunter he
G           C          A7               D
  Did his job well, he brought back his man
G        C             A7      D
  He was clutching his unspent money when he
G      G (hammer) C/G     G
  Fell down a hole in the sand


CHORUS 2:

B7     Em         B7      Em
  I am Dr. Jones,    I am Boba Fett
D7        G          D7        G
  I’m the sucker who   doesn’t   know it yet
B7       Em          B7       Em     (N.C.)
  I just signed it I never reviewed
(N.C.)    A7                       Am
  All the fine print you wrote out
D7   ** passing chords **  [intro figure: G C A7 D G G (hammer) C/G G]
  Now I guess I’m          screwed


BRIDGE:

Em6(no5)            G        ** passing chords **
  It’s bad news for me again
Em6(no5)   G      G (hammer) C/G
  It never ends
Em6(no5)   G       D       Dsus4 D Dsus4
  I got no prize inside my Happy Meal
Em6(no5)            G        ** passing chords **
  I got lots of money
Em6(no5)   G      G (hammer) C/G
  I got lots of friends
Em6(no5)   G       D       Dsus4 D
  Just like Meatloaf got a record deal


VERSES 5/6

G     C            A7        D
  Alexander Graham Bell made telephones
G            C          A7          D
  His friend Watson was out all the time
G            C          A7      D
  Called him up just to chat, nobody home
G    G (hammer) C/G     G
  Never got back his      dime

G        C         A7           D
  Once upon a time   France was   beautiful
G       C              A7       D
  Had a queen who gave everyone cake
G          C          A7      D
  Then the people got mad and killed her dead
G      G (hammer) C/G      G
  Took back all they could take


CHORUS 3:

B7     Em         B7      Em
  I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
D7        G          D7        G
  I’m the sucker who   doesn’t know it yet
B7       Em          B7       Em     (N.C.)
  I just signed it I never reviewed
(N.C.)    A7                       Am
  All the fine print you wrote out
D7   ** passing chords **  intro figure: G C A7 D G G C/G G
  Now I guess I’m screwed