Reply To: Please call Stella (aka What do you sound like?)
You know, I just gotta say, after repeated listenings to this Stella scenario (which sounds to me like a phone message), if I were Stella I’d be kind of hesitant to ask this particular person to meet my train.
I mean, what is going to happen with the toy snake and frog at the station? How are the thick slabs of blue cheese going to be used? And why do the bags have to be red, anyway?
It just seems like somebody has a rather smelly and potentially frightening practical joke in mind, and poor Stella, exhausted from her journey, maybe bringing them all nice prezzies from Ibiza or Coney Island or Skegness or wherever the hell she’s been, is going to get a very unpleasant awakening very soon.