Just a bump to say that, in case you don’t check the ‘JoCo covers’ thread, this has now been posted! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20DKsdi2u3Q
Thanks everyone for helping me out, I used most of your suggestions! MitchO, your ‘something’ double entendre was a great fit! I’ll send the link to JoCo tonight, see what he thinks.