Reply To: Is Your Fifth-Grader Smarter Than a Breadbox?: Twenty Questions 3.0

[Bry]

All right, my round, eh?

I’m thinking of a Jonathan Coulton song.

eta: Even under old rules, the list of questions asked has reset, so you’re welcome to ask whatever.

Q1: Taking the current JoCopedia Discography as reference (that link should permanently link to the version I’m referencing), does the song fall on the x^th song on the list, where x is a number less than or equal to the number of cards in a deck including one joker?
A1: No.

Q2: Are monkeys or a monkey mentioned in the song at all?
A2: No.

Q3: Is it a cover?
A3; No, it isn’t.

Is it Sweet Information? – MitchO
No, it isn’t.

Q4. Is the song sung in the first person? (please view the word “sung” loosely, to include chop-ups like Bacteria, W’s Duty, Beds Hurt My Booty etc)
A4: Yes.

Q5: Is this a breakup song?
A5: No.

Q6: Are relationships a main theme of the song?
A6: No.

Q7: Does the song title contain 2 or fewer words?
A7: Yes.

Is it Bacteria? – Gingerlink
Yes!