Hair: Awkwardly in-between length. Also, they told us we could buy a straightener here for cheap. A$130 is not that cheap (~$45 US), and not an investment I’m willing to make. So: uncooperative hair.
Love life: Diego Diego Diego Diego Diego is super nice and super smart and super cute and … super my lit professor … and … super … married …
Typing skills: We’ve been over this, dear.