Q3: Does the song’s lyrics have both an “I” and a “you”, at least one of which is not something that could ordinarily speak (e.g. a plutoid, Bigfoot, a giant squid, etc.)?
(I hope that’s not confusing. To be clear, if the song doesn’t have both an “I” and a “you”, e.g. Creepy Doll or Furry Old Lobster, the answer is “no”; otherwise, if there are both an “I” and a “you” but both could presumably speak, e.g. You Could Be Her or SkyMall, the answer is also “no.”)