Reply To: Is Your Fifth-Grader Smarter Than a Breadbox?: Twenty Questions 3.0
Guess I’m up. I’m thinking of something in a JoCo song….. guess away!
Questions & Answers:
Q1: Is a real person mentioned in the lyrics of the song?
A1: Nope.Q2: Is the song about a romantic relationship?
A2: No.Q3: Does the song’s lyrics have both an “I” and a “you”, at least one of which is not something that could ordinarily speak (e.g. a plutoid, Bigfoot, a giant squid, etc.)?
A3: No.Q4: Is the song on an album with a name beginning with T (not including articles such as “The”)?
A3: No.Q5: On JoCo’s store page, is the song grouped together with exactly four other songs?
A5: It most certainly is!Q6: Does the song title contain a possessive pronoun?
A6: It does not.Q7: Is the song, or any version of the song in a different language, to be found in JoCo’s Listening Suggestions?
A7: No.Q8: Does the object have electric components?
A8: There is no indication in the lyrics that it has electric components. Though I suppose in JoCo’s universe, pretty much anything could have electric components….Q9: Random guess: Is it steak-taste-better pills?
A9: Nope.Q10: Is it bigger than an average-sized human hand?
A10: Yes.Q11: Is it from “Todd the T1000”?
A11: Yes!Q12: Is it a body enhancement, such as, say, a big smashy claw?
A12: Nice thinking. But no.Q13: Does it appear before the bridge (“So I live like a ghost…”)?
A13: Yes. (Perfectly fine question, not sure why you’re ashamed:)Q14: Is it mentioned 2 or more times in the lyrics?
A14: Yes.Encubed: It’s the narrator’s (JoCo’s?) favorite chair!
Yes, it is indeed “My Favorite Chair”, from which Todd threateningly dares me, and makes a fist, one finger at a time.