Reply To: First of May Olympics
Hmmm, excellent question. Not sure how we should handle that. (consults judges) The judges agree that perhaps a special lesbian-only modifier should be put in place to increase the points gained by Event #3 when performed by a lesbian participant on another lesbian participant. This multiplier is strictly lesbian-only however, because we don’t want our gay male friends getting full points for a bj, when really, they have other options available (am I right fellas?).
So, in the spirit of fairness, the following rule is officially appended to Event #3. To wit:
“In the event that both participants on a team are of the lesbian persuasion, an additional +10 points will be awarded for oral stimulation of the partner to the happy ending, however these additional points will only be awarded upon the successful completion of the partner’s second happy ending. A single sapphic happy ending will still be worth only 15 points.”
Hopefully everyone will agree that this is both fair, and hot. 😉 Our lesbian friends may still have trouble keeping pace with the breeders since heteros can rack up extra points with multiple position changes, but I think with a little creativity, that can be overcome.