Reply To: First of May Olympics
i don't know about offended. it seems rather crass, but then i'm grinning.
now the hard part is gonna be getting the b/f to cooperate. does a terrace count for condition 9? (actually, it should be 10 – two of those are numbered 8.)
also, do you gain or lose points if you're arrested for public indecency or indecent behavior or whatever it's called in your jurisdictional area?