Reply To: Best JoCo lyric
Way too fucking many – the man is a genius poet. Some of my faves:
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Maybe if you forget to hide the keys
I’ll take a ride to Applebee’s
come home drunk on daquiris
and throw up on the neighbor’s lawn
You can cry and I probably won’t hear you
because it’s loud wth the shop vac on
Everybody says you shouldn’t be a stranger
But everybody likes it better that way
I like the starbuck’s here cuz it’s better than the other one
cuz the other one’s not as good.
And I’m tired of the evenings I spend
Making small talk with your new robot friends
And their stupid insistence on scanning my iris
When they know damn well who I am
Betty said that’s stupid and for God’s sake would you turn that TV down?
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
As if there were apartments smaller than mine
what’s with all the screaming?
so you take a big bag of your big-city money there, and buy it.
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
He knows someday he’ll have to play
An old retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son
I mean we’re literally begging you to visit us.
And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED].
I see you’re busy with something
Go ahead and finish I swear it’s alright
I’ll just sit here in the dark then
With no one helping me turn on the light
And by the time you’re done it’s probably too late
To help me
I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
My monkey’s not the only one who’s acting like a jerk
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Fucking genius. Found his calling, lucky bastard. What’s MINE?!