Reply To: Chords and Lyrics for Tom Cruise Crazy

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OK, I figured it out.

Here’s the chords as best I can figure. If you play the D/F# as (20023x) with the thumb on the F#, you can use the middle to hammer the G.

Tom Cruise Crazy

Intro - E D/F# E D/F# E D/F# E D/F#


E             G#              C#7
Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
F#m                              B7
At least all his people tell him so
             E                   G#           C#7
And while he thinks that she’s a very special lady
F#m                                      B7  G#
It’s probably not the way he’d choose to go
      A           E                   F#m                C#m
And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
A                      E        B7
Good thing that he’s not gay anymore

E   G#        A          E
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
F#m               B7      E     B7
Just be glad it’s him not you
E      G#       A        E
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles
     F#m                B7    G#/B# (x3111x)
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
       C#m                  E7
You’d flash your big white shiny smile
       A             Am
You’d buy expensive shoes
          E       G#  C#7
But you’d be the only man on Earth
     F#m       B7      E
Who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
   C#7      F#m       B7         E D/F# E D/F# E D/F# E D/F#
Oh no, you couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is always getting older
He knows he’ll never be that young again
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
He says a thousand younger leading men
He knows someday he’ll have to play
An old retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it’s him not you
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You’d flash your big white shiny smile
You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth
Who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
   C#7      F#m       B7         E D/F# E D/F# E D/F# B7
Oh no, you couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise

C                  G                   Am       Em
Tom Cruise knows somewhere there’s a place for him
C              G         Am     B7
He’s not of this world anymore…

Somewhere in some secluded castle
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won’t go out at all
There are millions who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it’s him not you
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You’d flash your big white shiny smile
You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth
Who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise 

Enjoy and correct as needed.