Steve, I will happily subsidize your useful hobby of snapping photos of seamonkeys in their natural habitat with money, booze, and/or hamburgers. I’ll usually be in camo cargo pants with a black t-shirt (Mars One or ER/DR) and LEGO/Looney Pyramids close at hand. I will most likely be found in the game room in the wee hours of the night. Feel free to claim the prize of your choice whenever you see me.
–Dr. Leila
PS It is not possible to be too into Batman, trust me, I’m the doctor.