Can I book Jonathan Coulton for my wedding, conference or all-night dance party?
Erm, well, weddings. Let me guess, you want me to play Skullcrusher Mountain during the ceremony? The thing about weddings is that most people came there to see a wedding – your grandma is very hip I’m sure, but she doesn’t want to hear songs about robots and monkeys. Private parties are always a little iffy too, you never know what you’re gonna get. Nothing’s impossible, but many things are unlikely. If you’re really really sure, just drop me a line and we’ll talk.