Alley Boyz Demos

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1. Mommy’s My Baby (lyrics)
2. This Is It Boys (lyrics)
3. Bury the Snake (lyrics)
4. I Like to Pee (lyrics)
5. Good Enough for Me (lyrics)

Mommy’s My Baby

Mommy’s kisses make me warm in the tummy
And her candy tastes sweet on my tongue
All the boys say she’s a fine yummy mummy
She’s a mommy I’d like to hug and snuggle

Uh-uh
Don’t need another lady
That’s right because mommy’s my baby
Don’t let me ever catch you lookin.
Uh-uh
One mommy one baby
That’s right and it’s driving you crazy
Cuz you can smell the love she’s cookin.

He’s my baby and my baby’s the bestest
When he’s giving me just what I want
Like a weekend at a nice bed and breakfast
Or a wine tasting in Vermont or Rhode Island

He looks so cute in his little fleece vest
Only mommy loves baby boy best
Mommy knows what baby boy likes
He likes to eat snacks. He likes to ride bikes.

Schwinns and Huffys
Carrot cake mini muffins
Banana seats with a sissy bar
Low sodium wheat thins

My mommy is a baby boy’s dream
Silky sweet like soy iced cream
That I love her is beyond a doubt
Every Saturday I take her out to see

Theater in the round
Christmas ornament shops
New England foliage
Antique chifforobes

This Is It Boys

I apologize
I didn’t realize
That it was baby time

Johnny I thought you would understand
You hollow shell of a man
You’ve starved
your soul
And carved
out some small pathetic life
A minivan and a wife
There must be more than this

My boys, you were young and you were mine
So maybe I crossed a line or two
And “stole”
From you
But I’m here now and I’m yours
You stupid ungrateful whores
You can’t do this alone

This is it boys
It’s a fucking shame
That this shitty world doesn’t want you in it
This is it boys
It’s a crooked game
I’m the crooked bastard who can win it

I am the devil that you know
Your man, your muscle, your king,
Your pawn
You fools,
come on
Let’s get some granny panties wet
Let’s live with what we can get
We’ll make those fuckers pay

This is it boys
It’s a fucking shame
That this shitty world doesn’t want you in it
This is it boys
It’s a crooked game
I’m the crooked bastard who can win it

Johnny Boy, stop crying
Don’t you waste a single precious tear
Daddy Boy is here for you
Daddy Boy’s always here

Well yes, I am a piece of shit
But I’m your piece of shit
You piece of shit
Judge me would you?
Fuck me? Fuck you.
I will be here when you learn
Some bridges don’t want to burn
There’s only one way through

This is it boys
This is it boys
This is it boys
This is it boys
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Bury the Snake

You had no ears
Can you hear this song, yo?
I’ve got to scream because
I can’t believe my snake has died
Your lifeless body
That shit was long, yo
It’s like a dream because
I can’t believe my snake has died

My sniggah, we said goodbye today
I guess I don’t know the right words to say
To explain how much you mean to me
But Webster’s third international dictionary

Defines snake as a carnivorous reptile
Of the suborder serpentes
That’s elongate and limbless, with no eyelids
And my eyes is crying

I’ve got to bury the snake
You’ve got to bury your snake so deep
Bury your snake deep inside the ground
I’ve got to bury the snake
You’ve got to bury your snake so deep
You can’t believe your snake has died

Cold blooded? No because you let me in.
When you ate a mouse, when you shed your skin
I was there for you and you were there for me
And the way you died was like an irony

Cuz they crushed your face the way you crushed your prey
Like I pray for you a sweet prayer today
Your shit’s in heaven, here on Earth I cry
I hope you swallow an angel up in the sky

Oh no, no
I’ve got to scream because
I can’t believe my snake has died
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I Like to Pee

Sometimes at night I wake up and I know
I’m not asleep because I have to go

I’m not afraid when I slide out of bed
Bad dreams are only bad dreams in my head

Pull down my pants and I aim at the bowl
Warm up my hands check for fluff in my hole

It’s hard letting go and it’s cold in the night
I’m scared cause it’s too dark to see
One thing I know makes it come out all right
I’m a baby and I like to pee

I like to pee

It’s warm and it’s good cause it came out of me
Flush it away and it flows to the sea

I like to pee
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Good Enough for Me

I once knew a girl
With the prettiest smile that shined so bright
She could light up the world
I was too afraid to say the things I should have said
So I asked you out instead
But it worked out fine
You drank too much wine
And passed out on my bed

And I said good enough is good enough for me
Some girls are just way too pretty
You’re B+ or B- maybe C
Other girls get by on pity
No point in keeping score
What was I trying for?
When good enough is good enough for me

When you left me alone
I got all kinds of thinking done
Some thoughts of my own
I was carried away by this new freedom that I found
Flying too high off the ground
But now you’re back again
And I’m better when
You’re here to shoot me down

And I know good enough is good enough for me
It’s too late for it to get much better
I’m afraid of who I’m too afraid to be
It’s too hard to be a real go getter
Who knows how far I’d go
It’s better not to know
Cuz good enough is good enough for me

What a plain Jane, joyless, predictable bore you are.
I’m not listening. I’m not listening.

You never listen. You never listen.
You are so selfish. You are a constipated, narcissistic baby.

We’re right here. We’re right here.
We can see you. We can see you guys.

Good enough is good enough for me
Not long before you’re dead and buried
Let’s celebrate our mediocrity
Remind me not to ever get married
So let’s enjoy the ride
We’re only dead inside
And good enough is good enough for me
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Alley Boyz Demos

Mommy’s My Baby

This Is It Boys

Bury the Snake

I Like to Pee

Good Enough for Me

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