Wired Cover By JoCo • January 18, 2007 Guess who’s on the February cover of Wired? (Hint: it is not me!) I don’t have a link or an image or anything, I’m just saying… Comments Matt says Ivan Evstatiev Geshov? The Bulgarian statesman who founded the Bulgarian National Bank? Ben says I'm going with the artificially created love child of Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, The Woz, and the ultra-pretentious guy who founded Oracle. Matt says So ... not Ivan then. Chase says I would say me, but I was on the cover of Time magazine just recently, so... Glenn says Kennesaw Mountain Landis? Moe says Soterios Johnson? Mary says Hodgman? Jen says Fine, I'll do it, too. BenoÃ®t Mandelbrot? Mary says Hodgman and Mandelbrot sharing a mouth kiss? (A girl can dream, can't she?) Randal C. says A half-pony half-monkey monster? Scott Haley says They like monkeys...they like ponies... Zac says The February one? Because the January one has a computer representation of a human body. Jen says So, you're going to leave us in suspense? It's possible that you are, in fact, an evil genius, JC. Seth Christenfeld says The Hodgmeister? BobCat says This link http://www.wired.com/ly/wired/wired/covers/cover15_02.jpg will eventually have the cover at it. Cecil Vortex says I'm going go with Matter Eating Lad. I don't know why. It just seems like his time has finally come. -Cecil Len says Your avatar? George Plimpton? awry1 says http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/ ...or get a subscription. Randal C. says Joe Shablotnik, my all-time hero? sindex says I'm going with code monkeys, yup yup. Average Jon says Todd the T1000? Kerrin says I followed this link: http://www.wired.com/ly/wired/wired/covers/cover15_02.jpg And saw a picture of John Hodgeman (who was my guess), and I though "Yeah! I was right!", only to realize it was a 404 page with the Apple computer advert playing. Oh well, I might still be right. LL says Is it that O RLY owl? Because that would be awesome. I'm thinking about being that for halloween. Janet says I'm on the Matter Eating Lad train, too. As long as they include one of his killer word balloons.... "Yum, yum! This old ray-gun sure tastes good, yessirree!" M_pony says Rick Wakeman? Don Henley? Ooh, wait.. ummm... Peter Cetera? Peter Criss! ... Hodge-podge! Bill the Cat!! Paco says It's gotta be Future Girl! (Please please please) sindex says Robert Anton Wilson? joy says it's hodgman. confirmed by www.gawker.com Glenn says and Hodgman wins! Glenn says Wow, neck and neck. Seconds apart. kodamakitty says Wow, I was really glad to get our subscription copy in the mail today! JH looks great and his introduction for the article and side bits of wisdom are great (and the fonts really do look nice). The black suit is certainly very hip and MIB, but I think I like the more continental look of the lighter suits. Anyway, thanks for helping me look forward to the daily snail mail delivery ^_^ Liza Jesse says Grr . . . my stupid school mailroom still hasn't processed last month's wired, let alone this month's. *sighs* I'll just have to wait and see for myself later. Mary says Heh. I guessed Hodgeman first. What do I win? *g* Mary says (Well, I spelled his name correctly the first time.) Zac says Has everyone read the article, available online at http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.02/bigquestions.html ? It is hilarious.