If you’ve been having trouble accessing this site it’s because I let my domain name expire. Rookie mistake! Classic situation: expired credit card, failed renewal, long-dead admin email so nobody knows it happened until it’s too late. From what the billing department tells me we should be back online sometime in the next 24 hours as the DNS information propagates throughout the interwebs. If anyone has tried to send me a million dollars, offer me a lucrative record deal, or employ me as contributing troubadour in the last couple of days and I haven’t responded, it’s not because I’m not interested in your proposal. And those of you who wanted to hire me as a webmaster may want to rethink your position.
Thanks to Hugh, Eric and everyone else who tipped me off to the problem. Onward.