Furry Lobster Survives
Oh, come on! Are you kidding me?! Apparently some divers found an actual furry furry lobster in the South Pacific. It is white, blind and covered with hair (just like Ronnie Milsap). If we wait long enough, everything in Hodgman’s book will become true. Thanks to everyone who sent this in.
If you don’t see why I think this is a big story, then you haven’t heard this: Furry Old Lobster