Artificial Heart Tour

Would love to see you come to anywhere around Raleigh, NC!

No Arizona date?

:(

I hope you make it back to the Cincinnati area sometime, you're awesome!

I guess I'm driving to Alexandria on the 8th!

You should, like, come to St. John's, Newfoundland and stuff. Can't really afford thousands of dollars to see you live in concert.

Any chance of some English dates this year??? Manchester Academy was epic last time around.

Ah man, come down further south! Kansas City, Fayetteville, Little Rock, Tulsa...hell I'd even drive to OKC for a little JoCo. You can stay in my guest room!

Here's another person pushing for North Carolina!

Looking forward to seeing you in Ann Arbor!

WHY NO VT DATE! You're RIGHT THERE!

Seconding Petey G: Will Manchester Academy be graced with your presence again? Haha 8)

Hm. Was hoping you could come to Montreal again, or maybe Québec City.

Oh well, maybe later in the summer. Live in hope. :P

+1 for Raleigh, NC!

Give the Chi-town your love! We'll reciprocate!!!!

I don't know if you had a good time in New Orleans or not, but I would love for you to come back!

It feels like forever since the last time through Houston

No Ottawa? I didn't think we were *that* bad last time!

You should play the house of blues at downtown disney to.

Loved having you here in Indy w/TMBG, but would especially love having you back for a full show!

I was wondering if you still play smaller, more intimate venues anymore. I mean, I know that's not where the money is, but I've always wanted to see you live, and I guess I just feel like it'd be exponentially more awesome in a smaller venue (like a bar, nightclub, etc).

Anyway, YAY for the tour! I'm in Wisconsin, so it sounds like you'll be at least vaguely near me. :)

Omaha, Lincoln, Des Moines, or Kansas City! Pretty please!

Seconded for Houston- plz come and I will give you my moneys in exchange for your merchandise goods and music services

Please come to Denver with the snowfall...

No Richmond, Va date? *sigh...*

Ahem. I do not see the Variety Playhouse in ATL on the list. I am disappoint. Maaaaybe later?

Dallas Please!!!

You could always come to Milwaukee again, instead of that big, ol' windy place to the south of us. :D

Nothing within 500 miles of Texas? We have big crowds down here.

Sad to not see any NC/SC/GA dates on the upcoming tour.

We'd love to have in you in Greenville, SC. I know a couple of venues here that would be perfect.

Come to Los Angeles! Pretty please!!!

Thirded - Manchester Academy would be awesome again!

We'd sure love to see ya down Texas way JC. My wife and I have been fans for years. Hell, Skullcrusher Mountain is "our song". Dallas would sure make a nice pit stop for ya. ;-)

I second the wish for a North Carolina date!

... and ANOTHER vote for Raleigh-Durham! (and yes, we caught you at TMBG, but we bought the tix to see you, not them!)

Atlanta, maybe? Sometime in June or July? Combine it with a trip south for that Raleigh date OR just come to DragonCon. I will totally bring you Scotch (or beer, like last year).

Listen, for real, I can do anything you need locally - venues, merch, green room, etc - my parents having been concert promoters for several years. You can trust me (you met me last year with Liz, I helped with your merch at the DragonCon show, and I am a SeaMonkey too. Yep, that Heather).

I work for free to hear great music. So there's that.

The armpit of Florida demands it! (Tampa)

No CT date? It's breaking my heart. :/

If you swing down the Southwest on your way back, we'd love to see you in Albuquerque.

Another person begging for a Raleigh, NC stop! I'll settle for Asheville, too. Or I suppose I could fly to NY or Boston... Aw, hell. Do a show in your living room and I'll just come to you. :)

Please come to Southern California!

Come back to Salt Lake! Please?

Any chance of you coming to Europe (specifically Germany) anytime soon?

My response: http://g.co/maps/dc7h9

Closest stop to me on this tour is a 13 hour drive away. Any love for the Rockies? Denver? Boulder? Fort Collins? Laramie?

We'd love to see you in Richmond VA again...

So no love for us in the south?

Please come to Los Angeles. :-(

Nashville, please!!

Canada is more than Toronto and Vancouver... there is the rest of us in the middle

The southerners need some love too ya bolleks!

Any chance you're including Europe in the Artificial Heart tour? We'd love to see you again!

Boo! Where's Denver?!

No NC dates? :o(

Dallas????

Atlanta is missing from the list, fyi.

Come back to Milwaukee :( We loved you!

Only 21+ allowed? Srsly?

These are the times when I wish I lived in America ... :(
<3 from Sweden

If you can't find a venue in Pittsburgh, my living room will be a more than adequate substitute. I can pay you in french fries, which you are more than welcome to place on top of any sandwich you desire.

Id love to see you do a show in Orlando!

Dallas! Dallas! Dallas! Dallas! ...or Austin. I'd drive to Austin to see you.

If there's no Chicago show I'll be real sad.

Missouri would be nice, Kansas City preferably. Or even Kansas.

Alas, Phoenix is left off (or Southern CA)

If Chicago doesn't work out, Indianapolis would be more than happy to have you!

Boise, Idaho would be a great place to stop on your way to/from Portland or Seattle.

I think you forgot San Diego :P

but... you forgot Atlanta!

Dallaaaaaaaaas!

Yeah we need to see you in europe for your artificial tour. So come to france !!!!!!!!!!!

Austin for sure! I hope there are more dates coming.

Also disappointed in the no Ottawa. It was sold out the last 2 years running no? *sadface* Ah well, more excuse to get on the next cruise.

Please come back to Denver!! We miss you! xoxo

Milwaukee PLEASE!

June 2? I'll be on a plane to E3 then. That sucks. Rather see you than. Go to a video game convention

Awh c'mon, no Midwest concerts? Oh boo

See you in Phiily!

Come back to Ponte Vedra/Orlando/Florida!! A JoCo-shaped hole has been here ever since you left.

As mentioned earlier, please come back to Salt Lake!

Any chance for Richmond, VA again? We love having you here!

Pittsburgh!

Missouri would be nice . . . but I was thinking St. Louis . . .

The link for vancouver is broken.

Any chance you'll be hitting anywhere in Florida? I missed the one show you did here a while back and have regretted it ever since. If you came to Tampa, Orlando, Sarasota, or anywhere in between I know I could get me, my wife, and another couple to come. The laughed a lot when I played them "The Captain's Wife's Lament".

St Louis loves you and would love to see more than the 30 minutes you had opening for TMBG! (we did enjoy TMBG too, but would love more of you!)

Oh sure. Play Philly when I'm away for vacation. The nerve!

don't forget about coming to perth!
you know that place in Australia?
that little country down there?

all alone...

in the cold dark world...

without a JoCo...

:P

I'm with Lawrence - don't forget Australia, that enormous southern paradise island of sun and surf and Tim Tams, and just about every good thing EXCEPT Joco tour dates. Please?

WOOT! See you in MN in June!!! *happy dance*

Begging for Atlanta/Charlotte/Columbia, SC/Asheville, NC... Come a little farther south than Alexandria!!!

Would it be possible to livestream the concert?
Or at least record it and put it on teh internet?
Just because Romania is a bit further away ( 7,670 km) from New York than the rest of America.
:(

SO glad to see this tour will be more of you! 30 min set last time was cruel teaser: you just got going... and then were off the stage.

Hope you hit San Diego again! I think you need a bigger venue than the Belly Up this time though. If you don't have July scheduled yet... Comic Con week would be a slam dunk for a huge turnout for you! They are your people! :-)

Please book a show someplace south of Alexandria, Virginia! How about Charlotte, NC? Greensboro, NC? Atlanta is 4 hrs away, but even that might be doable again! :)

I would also like to cast a vote for North Carolina, Charlotte or Asheville!

The Orange Peel isn't the same without JoCo!

Y u no visit Holland? :(

Are you saving the southern states for cooler weather? Tucson Loves You!!!

There are JoCo fans south of the 37th parallel, you know.

I think it's cool that you're kicking off this tour in Boston. I already have my tickets!

I just got my tickets to the Boston show yesterday! Can't wait!!

SO PUMPED. Glad you're starting in ol' Bean town. It was awesome seeing you in Providence, and now we get to see you again with a FULL SET?? Mind explosion.

People need to stop complaining that he doesnt come to their major city. He hasnt been to Arkansas in years

Just in case it helps I would love for you to come back to Pittsburgh and will definitely go.

Any chance of some Artificial European Heart? Would love to see you again in London.

Come to Australia! We love you!

Hooray! Looking forward to seeing you in VA!

Dallas needs you most! I have a couch if you need to crash. Elizabeth loved the signed LP you did for her 14th birthday. Thanks!

See you in Ann Arbor! Any plans for an opening act? (Paul & Storm perhaps?)

Raleigh, NC would love to have you back again. And you're right, seeing you at the TMBG show was not sufficient. Looking forward to seeing you at PAXEast though.

If you're having trouble making Chicago happen, I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER (which, as a college theatre student, is vast, I assure you) TO HELP. But seriously, I go to Northwestern University and we have concerts quite often - which means we have student groups with the resources to make them happen. If you can't nail down Chicago, give NU a shot!

Another voice joining the throng calling you to Kansas City, Missouri, or at least reasonably close (Lawrence, Kansas is an option too, as is Kansas City, KS.) Please?

No W00tstock or San Diego visit this time?

What about Los Angeles? What about Largo? What about The Bold And The Beautiful?

If I could, I would drive all the way to California to see you perform..

Not enough time or money though. Sorry.

I see you're going to each end of Canada, how about the middle? Come to Winnipeg! :) Either that or postpone Toronto until August 4 or 5 when I'll be there. :P

He's going to be in Portland on the day my cousin is getting married... I wonder if I can swing both...

I love your music - and have seen you twice. . and have the money - But, I feel sort of like I'm being duped when I'm charged 50% of the ticket price in venue fees to buy online. I know this isn't your fault. . I know it has nothing to do with you, but, I feel like buying a ticket would be like declaring how stupid I am :-/.

We've got our tickets to see you in New York City and in Philadelphia. New York City will be my 30th JoCo show, which would be more impressive if I hadn't just read in Time Magazine that there's a guy who has seen Van Halen 400 times.

So excited you're coming to Ann Arbor. So bummed it's on a Friday night (can't attend for religious reasons). Can my family and I invite you to join us for Shabbat lunch?

Why is the Seattle show 21+? How can you expect me to buy a ticket if it's 21+? I want to be able to hi-five your music in the face, but I can't because of the age requirement!

Dallas Texas, Granada theater. Just sayin...

Laramie is on I-80, the road between Minneapolis and San Francisco. (So are Salt Lake City and Lincoln, NE, by the way.) Want to play the University of Wyoming or the Wyo Theater?

Please, please come to Winnipeg!!

Please come back to Nashville! We saw you with TMBG back in the fall and we wished you'd had more stage time too. :D

No Ohio vists :(

Awwwwww. You always come to Madison, WI! But I don't see it on the list this year. :[

So sad you are skipping Utah. I saw you with TMBG and loved you even more than them (shhh, don't tell them that--we don't want to hurt their feelings) We'd love for you to come back here.

Awesome!! It was super cool to see you with TMBG because... I follow them, and hitherto they have been the only band I've gone to concerts for, so I probably wouldn't have seen you on stage otherwise. But yeah, the short set just wasn't enough!!! I was actually pretty sad when TMBG came on stage and you left! XD

Only problem: Where are your VT shows? Sheesh! Or, you know, Canada is cool, but like... Montreal would be waaay closer >__>

Hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge..... Higher Ground would be an awesome venue. :D

PS. Thanks for signing my jacket and tolerating my outrageous level of fandom like a champ ^_^

You should make a T-shirt that has a picture of a mechanical heart and that says "I've Got A New Artificial Heart" and on the back it says "It's Not A Real Heart (x3) It Is A Real Artificial Heart!" .............just saying!

Any chance of ordering somewhere that doesn't charge $12 on top of a $28 ticket? If all $40 was going to you I would order no problem, but if there's an alternate option, I'd prefer not supporting a company that charges $12 to deliver a *digital* ticket.

It's a little depressing knowing you'll probably never come to Australia.

Something in Germany would be awesome :P but probably won't happen.
Maybe next time I'm in Canada I'll be lucky.

Seconding the person who said you're neglecting the lovely Largo! Los Angeles craves your presence, oh noble overlord.

Aww... come back to Atlanta. Or Asheville! Or some other Southern city within acceptable driving distance of South Carolina. I'd love to experience the JoCo Big Damn Rock Show. Which should totally be the name of the next tour. Creative Commons permission. :)

You should come to the variety playhouse :D

Please make sure to come to or near Chicago!

Instead of Chicago, you should go to Bloomington, IL. You'd have an opportunity for an audience from a far wider variety of cities (it's midway between Chicago, St. Louis, and Indianapolis).

Please, please, please come to Texas. Anywhere in texas, hell even Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arkansas, louisiana somewhere around Texas. You're the only reason I actually know who they might be giants are.

If the Chicago date doesn't work out, you should change it to Tulsa! I saw you when you opened for the Giants at Cain's back in February, and let me tell you that was an awesome opener.

You could even come to George's Majestic Lounge in Fayetteville, Arkansas. That would be even better!

Come back to Florida! I will totally come to your show :D And if you say anything remember I am right here JoCo and I will hear EVERYTHING you say!

2nd-ing San Diego & 3rd-ing LA! Need to see some more JoCo! Missed the shows opening for They Might Be Giants, and would love to see another headline show. Anthology in SD again? Please?!

I would love to see you come back to Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. I was there last year when you played Want You Gone for the first time ever! I was the one who yelled "Spaaaaace!" before you played. Anyway, love the new album! Please come back to Ottawa.

So you're doing your FIRST show in Boston...I'm clearly one of the lucky ones here.As such,might I humbly request,if my luck isn't used up,that Paul and Storm join you?Seriously,love those guys.Didn't care who they were when I went to see your first show,saw them open,literally hurt myself laughing,and have been a P&S evangelist since.Saw the same thing happen at PAX East,this guy went to see VGO and you,and was quickly converted to Paulandstormism by the end of the night.Seeing the three of you perform together is great,they're like the peanut butter to your chocolate.

I hope Pittsburgh worksout..... I'll be there if it does!!!!

Just in case the squeaky wheel gets any grease up in this mug: LOS ANGELES! LOS ANGELES! LOS ANGELES! LOS ANGELES! LOS ANGELES!