Song Fu Round 2
July 2nd, 2008
Voting has begun for round 2 of Quickstop Entertainment’s Song Fu Challenge. As you may recall, Paul and Storm and I were each asked to write a song in the style of the other.
Some will say that I went too far. In fact, I will say it right now: I went too far. But the first thing I knew about my Paul and Storm song was how it would end. And then what choice did I have really? The thing writes itself.
The song is called Big Dick Farts a Polka, and I apologize to everyone in advance.







Ah, but JoCo actually co-wrote Your Love Is with Paul and Storm. So doesn’t that make it even more Coulton-esque?
Yes, JoCo contributed a guitar part to that song, and indeed the sensitive guitar stylings are very Coultonesque. But I’m given to understand his contributions to the lyrics thereof are minimal, and it’s the lyrics of “Live” that don’t sound Coultonesque enough.
Very nice … I think you guys should play both of these when you FINALLY make it to Toronto (after the aborted first attempt last year) come Wednesday night! I can’t wait to finally see you (and them) on stage …
Oh, and I’ll be bringing my external hard drive to be signed, since everything I’ve bought by you _and_ P&S has been via mp3.
Jeff MacD needs a couple more votes!
McDougall has taken the lead!
Oh, the tension! Just 12 more hours!
(I think.)
Come on Jeff!
Congrats to JoCo and JeffMac! Now it’s time for JC to kick some amateur butt!
Yay! I made into the final round! (wait a minute… oh crap. I made it into the final round… now what am I going to do… someone… anyone.. help..)
I want to thank everyone who voted for me. I couldn’t have done it without you. I now have the honor of getting my butt kicked by Master Coulton. Should be fun..
Damn you, Coulton. Equal parts repulsive and catchy. What am I supposed to make of this?