I’m on Vacation
August 4th, 2007
Such as it is – when you never really “go to work” anyway it’s hard to figure out how to actually take a vacation. Such problems! I will be in a beachy place for the next couple of weeks, so I may be extra slow in answering emails and posting things here. I am, however, willing to take suggestions as to what delicious summer cocktail I should be enjoying while I’m here.
I will also eat lobster.
Old lobster or new lobster? That is the question.
I hope the lobster is delicious and furry.
Eat some sand, seriously, what if everyone has just been NOT eating sand and you’re missing out on something amazing?
I suggest a Mojito, my new favorite drink. Very refreshing. Perfect for lounging in beachy places.
Enjoy your vacation!
Try a tropical drink with lots of fruit and alcohol and a little umbrella. If you’re drinking it on the beach, then don’t forget to hydrate with some water.
Growing up in New England, we had lobster all the time. I still enjoy it. I’ve discovered lobster bisque soup. If you get the chance, try that. I know an restaurant that has the best.
I’ll second the Mojito, and add a Gin and Tonic and maybe a Tequila Martini.
Ah, the giant insect that contains within its carapace the taste of purest silk.
I say the best tropical drink is a PBR poured into a coconut shell.
He’s not eating the furry lobster, because those are apparently extinct, and the new one is ugly, small, and disgusting according to the song.
“delicious summer cocktail?”
I can’t think of anything more appropriate than a Zombie…
Creme de Almond 1/2 oz.
Rum, light 1 oz.
Rum, overproof/151 proof 1/2 oz.
Triple Sec 1/2 oz.
Orange Juice 1 1/2 oz.
Sour Mix 1 1/2 oz.
Cherries/Maraschinos 1 whole
Shake everything except the 151 rum in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a collins glass over ice and float the 151 on top. Garnish with a cherry.
Vodka tonic with lime. Crisp. Or anything containing four or more fruit juices mixed with three or more liquors/liqueurs. Avoid drinks with “nudge nudge” type names. And beware the shell-sucking octopoids. We’ll see you tan, rested and ready in S.F. this fall
By the way, our four-year-old loves singing “IKEA” — hey, Garcia did a kids’ record…
Margaritas!
And I thank you for seeking revenge those bastard *new* lobsters.
Enjoy the lobster…..lol
You’re going to a beachy place so it is only fitting that you drink a “Sex On The Beach” it would be more appropriate if this was May.
And you will never get hungry at the beach. When you need food, you can just eat from the sand which is there.
Have fun.
you know, I should say this. someone like you, who doesn’t really ‘go to work’, but is so net connected has an obvious thing they should do.
1) you shouldn’t be reading this.
2) you need to dis-co-nect. missing n notwithstanding, you’ll get a real vacation if you don’t have net access or a cell phone, or any of those techonology traps. it ain’t the zombies that eat your brain.
This is desperately off-topic, but I’m very very happy that you added a Portland OR show.
Mojitos are a great way to enjoy a beachy-esque locale. They’re also a great way to put yourself into a diabetic coma.
comas are a good way to disconnect from the world.
Have a great time! I know nothing at all about cocktails, except that Tom Cruise movie. I wouldn’t go around having THAT on your vacation.
If eating lobster happens to be code for “in Maine” and you’re in need of ideas for places to go, let me know.
Piña Colada, since you’re on Cape Cod.
Is it me, or does “eating the furry old lobster” sound filthy? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I fourth the Mojito vote. So refreshing! Make sure it’s made from scratch. Mixes are nasty.
If you’re going somewhere warm, see if they will do you a Pimms. Make sure there’s lots of fruit in it. Refreshing and delicious.
I’ll second Hank’s PBR recommendation, but if that’s too low brow for ya, I suggest a mint julep. Like a mojito, but with bourbon!
grapefruit and campari. have a delicious time.
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while I have no specific suggestions on cocktails, I do recommend you visit http://www.drinkboy.com/ and learn every thing you might ever want to know about cocktails.
A gin rickey always hits the spot!
Try a Thai Mojito. I live in Maine, the land of lobsters, but when I visited NYC in June [my daughter lives in Brooklyn] we went to a place that served Thai Mojitos….amazing. These Thai mojitos had lychee nuts and lychee juice as well as lime and mint.
I was setting up for an art show, one of the biggest in Maine, when one of your songs came on my neighbor’s boom box. Amazing! [shop vac song]. We made fast friends.
I live pretty close to Margaritaville so I’m partial to those – but a rum & Coke will suffice as an alternative. For eats, try some conch fritters, a blackened grouper sandwich or some nice swordfish. Key Lime pie, PROPERLY made, has been known to make my toes curl…
By the way, good job leaving NYC during the tornado season. Add ESP to your singer/songwriter resume.
I might possibly make a rap cover of one of JoCos songs…
Definetly a Mojito! Definetly shouldn’t be here.. disconnect right away.. and if Lobster = anywhere on the New England coastline right now.. sorry for the poor weather. We try to accomodate vacationers, but Mother nature just isn’t cooperating this year.
I sugest having a pina colada. By the way, whats up with the missing podcasts? I really enjoy them. Well, have a nice trip.
P.S. – aren’t you supposed to be on the moon?
If you are still lounging around on a sandy type area at the moment and looking for cocktail suggestions, i’ve always been partial to amf’s (adios mother fu****) looks fruity, but it gets the job done. by the way… i can’t get enough of your music, pure genius.
Perfect for hot weather: a Karolina Krunk – Gin & Tonic with a shot of lemon juice and orange juice.
Bonus: If you drink enough of them, the quinine in the tonic will help with any malaria you might catch.
Cheers!
I know you’re on vacation, but when will the next PopSci pod cast be up??? Every time I “refresh” my podcasts I sit in anticipation hoping that the little orange swirly thing will pop up next to the PopSci line…. Alas, I’ve been disappointed repeatedly. *sob*
Rum Punch. Delicious and fruity. If that’s the kind of thing you’re into. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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I’ve just got back from my hols and I tryed a Vodka Fizz, very nice! Recommened! C.
I can’t be the only one who saw last night’s Colbert Report ripping off both JoCo’s song and Len’s art for “That Spells DNA”. I just can’t. Anyone?
“Anyone?”
I saw it! I was hoping JoCo would be Colbert’s special musical guest and sing “That Spells DNA”. …but, no such luck!
Order a swimming pool. You won’t be disappointed, I promise.
Was I the only one who heard the piece on NPR’s Morning Edition featuring songs about the (ex-)planet Pluto and was flabbergasted that “I’m Your Moon” was not included?