It’s a Major Award!

May 23rd, 2007

The Park Bench has honored me by naming me “Nerd Man of the Month” for May. Is it the glasses you think?

Also, I almost forgot: I am Scanner’s “Crush of the Week.” Ladies! Please!

20 responses to “It’s a Major Award!”

  1. Average Jon says:

    Wow! So how does this compare to winning Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year?

  2. JJ says:

    But is it frageeelay?

  3. Mike says:


  4. Aspera says:

    I’m disappointed that they didn’t mention why you are “Mr. May”. }}:D
    Or by your full name “Mr. First of May”. hehehe.

    Nerd man of the month is a much more coveted and meaningful and desired title. Definately more meaningful. Okay, maybe not coveted and desired, but it ought to be.

  5. andrine says:

    Of the Month?! Of the Week?! I think we can do better than that.

    And the May Nerd Man thing and The Park Bench… Are these related to the previously noted ?

    Crushing on you for the entire Quarter, at least…

  6. EeeeeEeeeeeEEEEE!!! *swoons*

  7. Trampas says:

    Someday I’ll be as dreamy as you… you’ll see! *Damn you internets for making me have goals!!!*

  8. Piggy The Cat says:

    Next week

    Crush of the week: Piggy the cat!


  9. Piggy The Cat says:

  10. Drew says:

    You should get a major award for your awesome Christmas Story reference.

  11. Preston says:

    Yes! Someone should give you… a statue!

  12. Piggy The Cat says:

    Oh a statue well check this statue out!

  13. Jen says:

    So shaggily modest of you to completely fail to mention the plug you got in Time magazine this week…,9171,1622591,00.html

    You’ll never be alone during Couples Skate again. Ever.

  14. CG says:

    And you’re #3 on’s list of most viewed online press kits! Right behind George Clinton and John Gorka.

  15. Congratulations!

    It took me a sec to remember A Christmas Story!

    Oh, and rock on at Couples Skate.


  16. Colleenky says:

    And now you can add “yummy” to your creds, as well as “shaggily handsome.” :-)

  17. Matt says:

    Congrats, sir.

    One random comment: The “info” links (the cute little magnifying glasses) on /store/downloads move in and out of existence. Some that were there yesterday are not, and I’m sure a few others are now there that weren’t. Rather bothersome when trying to find the lyrics.

  18. Jess says:

    youll have those screaming fangirls wanting to rip you limb from limb and keep them as souvenirs in no time xD

    congrats 😀

  19. Dyre42 says:

    Oh sure. He makes no mention of receiving the Crapomatic Institutes’s Fabled Golden Cajones Award. I see how it is around here. :Þ