Jonathan Coulton

Wow, look at that candy, huh?

I offer you loyal street team members (you know who you are – even if we have never discussed it, you just know) some other poster options. At Andrea’s suggestion, here’s a white background version of the Meddling Kids poster so you can just print it on yellow paper and keep all the yellow ink for yourself.

Also, Len put this little beauty together for me, sultry photo by my pal Emily Rawlings. You can use it for those gigs where it’s just me playing (or if you just hate Paul and Storm and want to hurt them). Click the image below for the full quality pdf.

In my continuing efforts to 1) steal good ideas from other people, and 2) amass a thousand tiny streams of tiny revenue to support my tiny cocaine habit, I’ve just rolled out the fabulous microsponsorship thingie known as Gimme Some Candy. I posted a while ago about my envy of Ze Frank who schemed this brilliant scheme to help support The Show, and he was kind enough to hook me up with the people who could give me my own version. And here it is!

You’ll see in the sidebar there is an area marked “Bananas, Monkeys, Robots.” In this area you will see all the bananas, monkeys and robots that people have bought from me (right now, there is only one sad little banana that I bought for myself). You can click the “Buy Your Own” link to post an icon and message of your choice (bananas=$5, monkeys=$10, robots=$25). That area over there will always show the most recent ten.

This is just like a donation, but it’s much more fun because you get to write WHATEVER STUPID MESSAGE YOU WANT and tens of people will see it. What a country!

Len’s finished the last VTAW – the end of an era, again.

Now available at Zazzle, Len’s Chiron Beta Prime image turned into a Christmas card that you can purchase and send to your prisoners (did I say prisoners? I meant friends and relatives).

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Spiff, of previous World of Warcraft video excellence, has finally turned his attention to this song. If you are offended by the sight of naked WoW avatars having various kinds of physical relations, you may want to skip this one – this is not some kind of metaphorical treatment of the subject matter, if you see what I’m saying. And if you are offended by the song itself, for God’s sake, just don’t watch this. Otherwise, please enjoy Spiff’s video for First of May.