Merch!
June 9th, 2005
Many of you have asked me for a way to quickly and easily move money out of your wallets and into the hands of companies who make T-shirts. I hear and obey: you may now purchase Jonathan Coulton themed merchandise from my online store at cafepress.com. At the moment, we have mostly T-shirts, but there is one sticker if you like that sort of thing. Don’t put it on your Mom’s furniture, kids, because it will stick there.
Most of the shirts have a choice lyric from one of your favorite JC songs on the front and a small tri-color smoking monkey graphic on the back (from the Smoking Monkey CD artwork). Some of them also have tiny pictures of giant squids, or Mandelbrot Sets. If there is a lyric you’ve always wanted to have on a shirt (or a mug, a tote bag or a pair of thong underwear), please let me know and I will make such an item available to you. Otherwise, go on and buy that stuff!
I would buy a man thong that said “Your a heart shaped box of spring and wire”
But i would need a size XXXXXXXL
I think I’m actually going to buy something.
Other great merch ideas:
“Maybe I used too many monkeys.”
“Kenesay Mountain Landis
was a BAD Mother-Fucker”
“Maybe you’re a squirt gun that only shoots jam.
Now you know how Jesus feels.”
(big print) SCIENTIST:
(little print)Building inventions in my space lab in space
C Ya,
Eric
Don’t tease me jpez.
i’m serious!
Once I have the money you can expect the purchases of “Guess what? I’M A MASON NOW” and “Mandelbrot Set.”
Shirt has been purchased.
Jpez, you rule the skies my friend. All hail jpez, the boldest, baddest M’er F’er this side of the Mississip.
Please please please add babydoll t-shirts. Especially the regular (not stripey) kind, but maybe chicks also like the stripey kind. Please?
Am bold, badd, and M’er F’er enough to have a song written about me?
Whoa. Jpez. Who do you think you are, Soterios Johnson? Maybe someday…
keller you are not an XXXXXXXL.