Merch!
Many of you have asked me for a way to quickly and easily move money out of your wallets and into the hands of companies who make T-shirts. I hear and obey: you may now purchase Jonathan Coulton themed merchandise from my online store at cafepress.com. At the moment, we have mostly T-shirts, but there is one sticker if you like that sort of thing. Don’t put it on your Mom’s furniture, kids, because it will stick there.
Most of the shirts have a choice lyric from one of your favorite JC songs on the front and a small tri-color smoking monkey graphic on the back (from the Smoking Monkey CD artwork). Some of them also have tiny pictures of giant squids, or Mandelbrot Sets. If there is a lyric you’ve always wanted to have on a shirt (or a mug, a tote bag or a pair of thong underwear), please let me know and I will make such an item available to you. Otherwise, go on and buy that stuff!
June 10th, 2005 at 10:27 am
I would buy a man thong that said “Your a heart shaped box of spring and wire”
June 10th, 2005 at 10:28 am
But i would need a size XXXXXXXL
June 10th, 2005 at 4:18 pm
I think I’m actually going to buy something.
June 10th, 2005 at 7:00 pm
Other great merch ideas:
“Maybe I used too many monkeys.”
“Kenesay Mountain Landis
was a BAD Mother-Fucker”
“Maybe you’re a squirt gun that only shoots jam.
Now you know how Jesus feels.”
(big print) SCIENTIST:
(little print)Building inventions in my space lab in space
C Ya,
Eric
June 12th, 2005 at 7:05 am
Don’t tease me jpez.
June 12th, 2005 at 10:52 am
i’m serious!
June 12th, 2005 at 3:45 pm
Once I have the money you can expect the purchases of “Guess what? I’M A MASON NOW” and “Mandelbrot Set.”
June 12th, 2005 at 5:35 pm
Shirt has been purchased.
June 13th, 2005 at 6:08 am
Jpez, you rule the skies my friend. All hail jpez, the boldest, baddest M’er F’er this side of the Mississip.
June 14th, 2005 at 11:02 am
Please please please add babydoll t-shirts. Especially the regular (not stripey) kind, but maybe chicks also like the stripey kind. Please?
June 14th, 2005 at 2:10 pm
Am bold, badd, and M’er F’er enough to have a song written about me?
June 14th, 2005 at 6:52 pm
Whoa. Jpez. Who do you think you are, Soterios Johnson? Maybe someday…
September 25th, 2005 at 5:48 pm
keller you are not an XXXXXXXL.