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Thing a Week 32 - Till the Money Comes

Friday, May 12th, 2006

Just so you know how bad this monkey problem of mine has gotten, every time I type the title of this song my fingers want to type “Monkey” instead of “Money,” which would make for a very different song. This is more on the theme of “asshole sings a breakup song,” in this case his [...]

Thing a Week 31 - Just as Long as Me

Friday, May 5th, 2006

I wrote this song for a documentary a friend is working on about being tall (and in case he is reading this: yes, I certainly do owe him a phone call). Some people fake the funk, me, I fake the bluegrass. And this feller in this song, you see, he’s extremely tall and he would [...]

Thing a Week 30 - The Presidents

Friday, April 28th, 2006

This is a song that I wrote last year for a Presidents Day edition of Little Gray Books - one small fact about every US president (thanks Wikipedia). Some of you more dedicated Coulton scholars may have already heard the live version in episode 7 of the Little Gray Books Podcast. Back then I performed [...]

Thing a Week 29 - Code Monkey

Friday, April 14th, 2006

Yay, monkeys. This is not autobiographical, but I did indeed used to have a job writing software. VB! MS SQL! I affectionately referred to myself and my co-developers as code monkeys, especially when a client asked me a question that I didn’t want to answer (”What do I know? I’m just a code monkey.”).
Now this [...]

Thing a Week 28 - When You Go

Friday, April 7th, 2006

The creative process is a funny thing. This week I was convinced that I was completely out of songs, that I would never write again, that all the ideas in my head were really just the same lame idea that I’d been using over and over again all along. And I had this piece of [...]