Masters of Song Fu
The shadowy and powerful Ken Plume over at Quick Stop Entertainment continues his mysterious machinations: Masters of Song Fu is a song writing contest. They’re accepting 20 contestants, who will all compete against each other and a panel of “celebrity” song writers, which are Me, Paul and Storm, and Doc Hammer. It’s kind of an Iron Chef but with song writing.
I am, of course, Morimoto.
Sign up if you would like to match wits…
May 8th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Good man. Everyone knows Morimoto is the superior Iron Chef.
May 8th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I imagine Paul would be Batali, and Storm would be Flay.
Doc Hammer would be Michael Symon, with Cat Cora’s hair.
Good luck, all! I’m looking forward to hearing what comes out of this competition!
May 8th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
No way, JoCo–you’re Hiroyuki friggin’ Sakai. Morimoto in the original series didn’t fare much better than Kobe. Everyone wanted to beat Sakai.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
If the opening sequence has Ken taking a bite out of a tambourine and grinning at the camera, I will give him a dollar.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Will the tambourine be seasoned?
May 8th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Yes, the tambourine will taste like hands. Unwashed hands.
May 8th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
And the secret ingredient (subject) is?
May 8th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Love.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:36 am
This should be fun.
May 9th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Allez cuisine!
Or…wait…allez tamborine?
Allez music!
Whatever, this sounds awesome.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Venture Brothers rules so hard. I was just watching “Victor. Echo. November.” and hurt myself laughing. “Dab! Dab!!!”
Have fun!
May 10th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Aw, it has to become an actual song. And not just, y’know, lyrics/music. This is a problem. ):
May 14th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
It is indeed a problem. :/ I -want- that recording studio in my basement, but it doesn’t mean I have it yet!
May 15th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
This sounds like an awesome idea. Besides one brief song about the burrito lady, I don’t think my chops are righteous enough to tackle this challenge.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Burrito lady, eh? Sweet, now I don’t have to feel… AS weird… about writing a song about dust-collecting ornaments.
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