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		<title>By: JC</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-93693</link>
		<dc:creator>JC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I ended up making 60-80, which was certainly a nice bonus. But I felt a little bad - you folks had already purchased tickets and drinks and dinner and sometimes CDs and Tshirts too...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I ended up making 60-80, which was certainly a nice bonus. But I felt a little bad &#8211; you folks had already purchased tickets and drinks and dinner and sometimes CDs and Tshirts too&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: C4bl3Fl4m3</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-93686</link>
		<dc:creator>C4bl3Fl4m3</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m with Rich&#039;s idea on the monkeys. I&#039;d buy a signed JoCo monkey.

Oh, and the person who&#039;s idea it was gave me a lift to the concert and back. Much kudos to her. :-)

What I&#039;m curious is how much money you made that way. I mean, I couldn&#039;t afford to pin much on mine, but I saw some people pinning 20s on theirs. I&#039;m just curious if it was a profitable venture.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m with Rich&#8217;s idea on the monkeys. I&#8217;d buy a signed JoCo monkey.</p>
<p>Oh, and the person who&#8217;s idea it was gave me a lift to the concert and back. Much kudos to her. <img src='http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>What I&#8217;m curious is how much money you made that way. I mean, I couldn&#8217;t afford to pin much on mine, but I saw some people pinning 20s on theirs. I&#8217;m just curious if it was a profitable venture.</p>
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		<title>By: Bill</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91601</link>
		<dc:creator>Bill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just be careful if you sing &quot;First of May&quot; in an open air venue.  Ya never know what might be planned.  Would certainly put the monkey throwing in perspective.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just be careful if you sing &#8220;First of May&#8221; in an open air venue.  Ya never know what might be planned.  Would certainly put the monkey throwing in perspective.</p>
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		<title>By: Mark B</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91599</link>
		<dc:creator>Mark B</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought the DayQuil added to the set-- your comment about how the bright orange color just makes you happy to put it in your mouth is one I have privately thought many times. ;-)

Missed not hearing &quot;I Crush Everything&quot; live, but I suppose that just means I&#039;ll have to come catch another show, eh?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought the DayQuil added to the set&#8211; your comment about how the bright orange color just makes you happy to put it in your mouth is one I have privately thought many times. <img src='http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Missed not hearing &#8220;I Crush Everything&#8221; live, but I suppose that just means I&#8217;ll have to come catch another show, eh?</p>
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		<title>By: Bry</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91486</link>
		<dc:creator>Bry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor_impulse_control: Any way the wind blows doesn&#039;t really matter to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor_impulse_control: Any way the wind blows doesn&#8217;t really matter to me.</p>
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		<title>By: Poor_impulse_control</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91263</link>
		<dc:creator>Poor_impulse_control</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Once I realized that the guy in the linked video was doing that with his hands, I lost interest</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once I realized that the guy in the linked video was doing that with his hands, I lost interest</p>
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		<title>By: Rich</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91256</link>
		<dc:creator>Rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:49:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What to do with the monkeys?  Sign them and sell them!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What to do with the monkeys?  Sign them and sell them!</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91245</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Most police and fire departments will accept new stuffed animals, to have available as gifties for children who have just experienced a trauma. 

Normally I&#039;m not Little Miss Altruistic, but that&#039;s what was going through my head when the monkey-throwing occurred: &quot;I hope he knows he can give those to the police.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most police and fire departments will accept new stuffed animals, to have available as gifties for children who have just experienced a trauma. </p>
<p>Normally I&#8217;m not Little Miss Altruistic, but that&#8217;s what was going through my head when the monkey-throwing occurred: &#8220;I hope he knows he can give those to the police.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: matthewvb</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91243</link>
		<dc:creator>matthewvb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was a great show! Hope to see you back at the Java again!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was a great show! Hope to see you back at the Java again!</p>
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		<title>By: Aaron</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91218</link>
		<dc:creator>Aaron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think my monkey hit the back of someone&#039;s head in the fifth row. I was way in the back had to throw it hard, but I was afraid of pegging you in the face with it and let up at the last moment.

Oh, and I&#039;m sorry I laughed so loud when you stumbled on Mr. Fancy Pants. I assure you, I was laughing at you, not with you ;)

Hey, if I didn&#039;t love ya, I wouldn&#039;t have bought your whole collection online, paid for a live show, and thrown a money-laden monkey at ya. You always hurt those you love.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think my monkey hit the back of someone&#8217;s head in the fifth row. I was way in the back had to throw it hard, but I was afraid of pegging you in the face with it and let up at the last moment.</p>
<p>Oh, and I&#8217;m sorry I laughed so loud when you stumbled on Mr. Fancy Pants. I assure you, I was laughing at you, not with you <img src='http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Hey, if I didn&#8217;t love ya, I wouldn&#8217;t have bought your whole collection online, paid for a live show, and thrown a money-laden monkey at ya. You always hurt those you love.</p>
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		<title>By: Liz</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91209</link>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I suggest adding bananas and robots to Things Thrown in Northhampton. ;)  Just make sure the bananas aren&#039;t too ripe.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suggest adding bananas and robots to Things Thrown in Northhampton. <img src='http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />   Just make sure the bananas aren&#8217;t too ripe.</p>
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		<title>By: heath</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91174</link>
		<dc:creator>heath</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 17:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The mysterious monkey benefactor has actually posted about the evening in your forums. It was a good read.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The mysterious monkey benefactor has actually posted about the evening in your forums. It was a good read.</p>
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		<title>By: EthanZ</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91159</link>
		<dc:creator>EthanZ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Surely there&#039;s a project you&#039;ve been meaning to work on that might require you to use too many monkeys....

We&#039;re still ironing out the details for the upcoming Iron Horse show in Northhampton, MA - there&#039;s a debate in our community about throwing live monkeys, or throwing iron monkeys. (Brass monkeys were also proposed and rapidly rejected...)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Surely there&#8217;s a project you&#8217;ve been meaning to work on that might require you to use too many monkeys&#8230;.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re still ironing out the details for the upcoming Iron Horse show in Northhampton, MA &#8211; there&#8217;s a debate in our community about throwing live monkeys, or throwing iron monkeys. (Brass monkeys were also proposed and rapidly rejected&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>By: Liz</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91148</link>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 14:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Start a &quot;give a monkey to a needy child&quot; charity.

I thought the money-pinning was a little weird, myself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Start a &#8220;give a monkey to a needy child&#8221; charity.</p>
<p>I thought the money-pinning was a little weird, myself.</p>
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		<title>By: Jess</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/03/13/the-java-report/comment-page-1/#comment-91138</link>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 14:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The obvious thing when you have too many monkeys is to make a half pony, half monkey monster.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The obvious thing when you have too many monkeys is to make a half pony, half monkey monster.</p>
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