Jonathan Coulton

I knew Len was going to like this one. It looks kind of like this doll just beat me to death with my own record.

I don’t know what’s going on with this one, I just decided earlier this week that it was time to write a song about a creepy doll. I was thinking about various 70s horror movies that scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. Back then you didn’t need to torture people [...]

Over at JoCoPro there’s a new video for Code Monkey. In case you’ve been wondering what this fellow Kerrin (or the receptionist in his office) looks like, now is your chance to find out. Kerrin is also trying to figure out a way to organize a week long UK tour in November for old JoCo. [...]

I’m in Massachusetts with only dialup and no cellphone service (also some SMTP server problems just for fun). I’m dying. It would take about ten hours to download, upload and post Len’s image the way I usually do, so I’ll instead just point you to the Flickr page where it’s currently at. This is one [...]

I was thinking about how with seahorses, the males are the ones who carry the fertilized eggs until they hatch. And then of course I started thinking of a sad seahorse, whose female had left him alone to care for the kids - AGAIN. I’m pretty sure this is not actually the way things really [...]