Comments on: Please Please Cancel My Account

By: yolanda Wieck

yolanda Wieck — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 11:58:23 +0000

please just cancel my account now!!!!!!

By: yolanda Wieck

yolanda Wieck — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 11:57:54 +0000

i want to cancel my account on hi5
this makes my mail only so busy and i dont like that thank anyway…and keep up the good work may for the others this page must be helpful but not for me thanks

By: juliana alcala

juliana alcala — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:04:20 +0000

please cancel my account now.!!!!!!!!!!!

By: myra Hutton

myra Hutton — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:05:02 +0000

cancel NOW PLEASE

By: myra Hutton

myra Hutton — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:03:54 +0000

CVancel now please.

By: myra

myra — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:02:27 +0000

I did not ask for a google account I dont know how it got on my computer i WISH TO CANCEL NOW.

By: miriam

miriam — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:09:28 +0000

CANCEL MY ACCOUNT

By: miriam

miriam — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:08:12 +0000

PLEASE CANCEL MY ACCOUNT

By: Darlene Grafton

Darlene Grafton — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:14:09 +0000

just cancel this account

By: William Johnson

William Johnson — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:04:54 +0000

I want to cancel my Google account. All I wanted from them was their Autofill feature. Somehow I got into iGoogle by mistake. I am so confused with everything I just want out. PERIOD. I may come back later for their Autofill feature, but for now get me out of my misery. JUST DO IT NOW!

By: bilkis bordie

bilkis bordie — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:37:54 +0000

ok please cancelled my account right away

By: bilkis bordie

bilkis bordie — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:36:53 +0000

please kindly cancelled my account

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c8fa6497993c — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:34:30 +0000

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By: EDWARD KRINER

EDWARD KRINER — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:00:23 +0000

SIR, HE’S GOT SOME POINT’S! I’VE BEEN TRYING TO CANAEL MY ACCT. FOR ALMOST A YEAR! ALL I WANT IS A CANCELATION NUMBERANDIT’LL BE OVER! DONT YOU PEOPLE LET SOMEONE GO WHEN THEY WANT TO? THIS IS STILL AMERICA ISNT IT? CANCEL ME NOW! AND SEND ME A CANCELATION NO. NOW! EDWARD L. KRINER

By: janathan coulton

janathan coulton — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 13:55:20 +0000

pls cancl my yahoo id thanks joe6680paninsoro@yahoo.com pls

By: jant

jant — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 17:22:15 +0000

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By: ranique

ranique — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:20:05 +0000

sorry about puttin your name there.

By: ranique

ranique — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:18:58 +0000

my name is ranique

By: dr.smith

dr.smith — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:17:49 +0000

sorry but i am really really a girl i am 14 years old it was a mistake that i signed male instead of female please delete my hi5 account.my name is raniquw deadra carroll. it will be very helpfull if you delete my account off hi5.thank you very much.sir/madam.

By: alana carney laney

alana carney laney — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:41:24 +0000

I would like to be removed from google account and blog account please help me with this for I’ve fought this for at least an hour to get some response.

By: cjohnson

cjohnson — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:43:10 +0000

OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH THE COMPUTER

By: Farayi Chikoore

Farayi Chikoore — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:43:24 +0000

Please could you cancel my Hi5 account it is causing all sorts of problems with my Fiancee! so please will you help!

By: Donald L. DeWitt

Donald L. DeWitt — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 23:04:33 +0000

You make it so impossible to even die.

Please stop it.

Don DeWott

By: Donald L. DeWitt

Donald L. DeWitt — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 23:03:10 +0000

lI’m dying of cancer and want to cancel my account with aol.

Have decided to go with NETZERO.com to save some mone./

By: Kevin

Kevin — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:37:28 +0000

There’s this guy I know… and I want to cancel his account.
Can I do that here?

By: ali sanad

ali sanad — Tue, 22 May 2007 13:11:15 +0000

I want to cancel my hi5 account 4 ever

but i cant

By: Judy Jackson

Judy Jackson — Tue, 22 May 2007 10:43:40 +0000

cancel my account in its entirety

By: jana

jana — Mon, 21 May 2007 13:18:01 +0000

hi5 is not nice at all

By: jana

jana — Mon, 21 May 2007 13:15:54 +0000

I want to cancel my hi5 account

By: Missy

Missy — Fri, 18 May 2007 05:46:59 +0000

Good instructions on how to cancel AOL are here:

http://anti-aol.livejournal.com/8911.html

By: manstraw

manstraw — Tue, 15 May 2007 19:45:13 +0000

please cancel my account to thing a week. aol refused to do it. it was ‘in my best interests’ to keep it they said. i told them. the damn thing a week thing hasn’t worked for a really long time now anyway. i almost hand them convinced, and then they asked to speak to my dad, and now I’m grounded.

By: wow

wow — Tue, 15 May 2007 04:00:00 +0000

Please cancel my blogger account I hate it

By: Spong BoB

Spong BoB — Tue, 15 May 2007 02:52:50 +0000

I want to cancel my pickle cunsumption. Its turning my poop green can someone help me. its horrible i am slowly losing friends on my myspace do to this error in character.

By: roosoo

roosoo — Sun, 13 May 2007 13:08:28 +0000

please cancel my account i have an account and i want it cancelled cancelled i dont want any account to anything anymore isnt that really suicide cancelling all my accounts is suicide for all practical purposes

By: M_Pony

M_Pony — Sat, 12 May 2007 14:38:59 +0000

somebody at Google loves you, Jonathan.
you also get this same link if you type in “cancel my hi5 account”

Maybe you could email them and tell them to stop being evil.

(by the way people, this is not where you go to cancel any kind of account. Please try elsewhere)

By: ambush

ambush — Sat, 12 May 2007 07:17:34 +0000

look at the websites they link to…

By: Ken

Ken — Fri, 11 May 2007 18:24:31 +0000

This kinda reminds me of those anonymous “apology” or “confessions” lines, only with cancellations.

By: matthew

matthew — Fri, 11 May 2007 18:24:02 +0000

Please cancel my JoCo account. I was promised soft rocking, but have received nothing but gentle folking. To hell with your shenanigans, Jonathan!

By: Brett

Brett — Fri, 11 May 2007 15:35:40 +0000

Hey JC, looks like you might have the making of a new internet business on your hands here. Global Account Cancellation Services. So when you’re not busy writing new songs and performing all over the country, you can hang around on the phone cancelling accounts for other people.

By: Jonathan Coulton » Blog Archive » Funny Google Thing

Jonathan Coulton » Blog Archive » Funny Google Thing — Fri, 11 May 2007 13:55:51 +0000

[...] I have been watching with some amusement the growing number of comments at this old post of mine (about the recording of that guy trying to cancel his AOL account) from people who are actually trying to cancel some kind of account. I guess I can see how you could make that mistake if you were really not an internet person, but I really couldn’t figure out how everyone was finding their way to that post. But this morning I googled “cancel my account” and guess what’s the number one result? Thanks Google. [...]

By: pallavi

pallavi — Fri, 11 May 2007 05:04:23 +0000

please cancel my account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wanna make a new one

By: mike

mike — Tue, 08 May 2007 09:45:04 +0000

please cancel my account in hi5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: rasheda

rasheda — Sat, 05 May 2007 18:37:47 +0000

Please cancel my account

By: batoot elbatoot

batoot elbatoot — Sat, 05 May 2007 12:38:55 +0000

i want to cancel my account on hi5 i don’t want to be a member anymore

By: john a messier

john a messier — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:21:55 +0000

just cancel my account any questions call me 401-934-1768

By: john rayner

john rayner — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 00:10:52 +0000

the billing is going up and up every month and i wish to cancel this is tipical of this rip off society that we now live in everybody is trying toscrew everybody else

By: edwina

edwina — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:11:48 +0000

plz cancell my accont on hi5 i dont want to be a member any more .

By: rosey

rosey — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:51:47 +0000

i need to restart my account coz there’s a problem with my account when i need to delete some message or when i need to delete any thing, it dosen’t work

By: vera cyntia andrade cruz

vera cyntia andrade cruz — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 18:50:05 +0000

i want my hi5 account cancelled completely. tank you

By: aida

aida — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 18:48:23 +0000

I need AOL’s Cancelletion department, there number & address.
Thank you

aida0769@yahoo.com

By: aida

aida — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 18:47:06 +0000

Can anyone of you privede me the number to Cancel my AOL account.
I have been on the websit and can’t locate a number or an address.
If you could provide both number and address do appricate your help..

By: Robert G. Porter

Robert G. Porter — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:53:04 +0000

My underwtanding is that AOL no longer charges for using their services. I am still being charged $14.95 a month on my

My understanding is that AOL so longer charges for using their services. I am still being charged $14.95 per month on my Visa credit card. Please cease charging me each month. If you persist in this I will advise Visa to no longer honer your charges.Please advise me by return mail that these charges have been canceled.

Robert G Porter
okbob362@aol.com