VTAW – Soft Rocked

June 4th, 2006

Len continues his astounding output with these two submissions. They make me feel almost as awful as I do when I listen to the song.

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13 Responses to “VTAW – Soft Rocked”

  1. jpez says:
    June 4, 2006 at 10:20 am

    Genius! Easily my favorite VTAW thus far!

  2. Matt Mobley says:
    June 4, 2006 at 10:59 am

    Jahn Coulton sings your favorite love songs including:

    Have I told you lately (Because I’m pretty sure I didn’t)

    I swear (a lot)

    Stick on you

    Here and Now (Get me a beer)

    Time After Time and still you don’t listen

    Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Thousand, Nine hundred Ninety-Nine in a Million You

    Can’t we try? (I mean, come on! Your sister did it!)

    How am I Supposed to Live Without You Cleaning up After Me?

    What a Fool Believes (aka Everything I’ve said)

    You are so Bootyful

    And much MUCH more!

  3. Michael says:
    June 4, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    Minus the mustache and beard, and I’m seeing a strong reseblence to John Sebastian of the Lovin Spoonful.

    http://www.woodstock69.com/altmansebastian.htm

    Michael

  4. Bob says:
    June 4, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    I like the list of side-effects in the disclaimer, but how could you leave off the all-time greatest side-effect ever: Massive Anal Bleeding? :)

  5. eclectic librarian says:
    June 5, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    An Interview with Susan Werner…

    “I believe that we can be a diverse society of extraordinary creativity and innovation and vitality and freedom, and those things are the best things that we can be.”…

  6. Wilson Fowlie (aka CuriousMind) says:
    June 5, 2006 at 12:12 pm

    One of Matt’s proposed titles was:

    How am I Supposed to Live Without You Cleaning up After Me?

    Wasn’t this called ‘Take Care of Me’? (TAW III:2)

  7. Matt Mobley says:
    June 5, 2006 at 12:41 pm

    Could be. I was just goofing off.

  8. Metroplitan says:
    June 5, 2006 at 5:26 pm

    Dude! I have to push the glass of milk far, far away from me when i listen to anything you record, or write, or publish.

    My keyboard asked me nicely, after that first dowsing.

    Mr. Sensitive, indeed.
    Keep it going, k?
    -met.

  9. Kevbo says:
    June 6, 2006 at 2:28 am

    I think I had that 8-track in the 70′s. $5.95 plus shipping and handling to some place in Grand Central Station.

    It’s quite obvious Johnathan is merely the reincarnation of Rupert Holmes.

    Now I know he’s not dead, (Rupert that is) but just work with me here folks.

    No wait. It’s really Joey Scarbury trying to make a comeback.

  10. Glenn says:
    June 7, 2006 at 9:34 am

    Whee, soft rocked by spammers!

  11. Erin says:
    June 7, 2006 at 11:02 pm

    I don’t know, I’m really trying but I can’t seem to get past the 4 – 8 week delivery problem.

    Is there maybe an 800-number I can call or something?

  12. glych says:
    June 9, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    I’m surprised that “The First of May” isn’t included on this album…

    -glych

  13. Glenn says:
    June 9, 2006 at 1:57 pm

    I noticed Mr. Hodgman dropping a reference to Brookline in his expert appearance on the Daily Show last night. This feels like the foreshadowing before the big reveal — someday Jon will announce very special guest Jonathan Coulton. And the crowd goes wild.

    Either that or the dramatic appearance of a robot army from the moon.