Comments on: Merch!

By: kellers stalker

kellers stalker — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 01:48:09 +0000

keller you are not an XXXXXXXL.

JC — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 02:52:05 +0000

Whoa. Jpez. Who do you think you are, Soterios Johnson? Maybe someday…

jpez — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 22:10:14 +0000

Am bold, badd, and Mâ€™er Fâ€™er enough to have a song written about me?

Lili — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 19:02:57 +0000

Please please please add babydoll t-shirts. Especially the regular (not stripey) kind, but maybe chicks also like the stripey kind. Please?

JC — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 14:08:29 +0000

Jpez, you rule the skies my friend. All hail jpez, the boldest, baddest M’er F’er this side of the Mississip.

jpez — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 01:35:26 +0000

Shirt has been purchased.

Andy — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 23:45:37 +0000

Once I have the money you can expect the purchases of “Guess what? I’M A MASON NOW” and “Mandelbrot Set.”

jpez — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 18:52:16 +0000

i’m serious!

JC — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 15:05:02 +0000

Don’t tease me jpez.

Eric Ginsberg — Sat, 11 Jun 2005 03:00:11 +0000

Other great merch ideas:

“Maybe I used too many monkeys.”

“Kenesay Mountain Landis
was a BAD Mother-Fucker”

“Maybe you’re a squirt gun that only shoots jam.
Now you know how Jesus feels.”

(big print) SCIENTIST:
(little print)Building inventions in my space lab in space

C Ya,
Eric

jpez — Sat, 11 Jun 2005 00:18:35 +0000

I think I’m actually going to buy something.

Keller Mckowen — Fri, 10 Jun 2005 18:28:04 +0000

But i would need a size XXXXXXXL

Keller Mckowen — Fri, 10 Jun 2005 18:27:07 +0000

I would buy a man thong that said “Your a heart shaped box of spring and wire”